Romney Opens Up About What He Doesn’t Believe In

Mitt Romney really wants you to know the real Mitt Romney, not the straw man the media has built so they can help Obama steal the election yet again. So the real Mitt Romney stepped forward with heavy steel toed boots to step on of the more pesky rumors that have hounded him for years.

According to a story just posted by Tom Gatesta, political desk editor for The WillPostForFoodington Times, Mitt Romney, breaking from his usual daily press briefing habit of not having any  press briefing ever, started and ended the press briefing with a simple request

Listen, guys. I don’t know how it all got started but I really wish you would stop calling a Mormon, okay? I never said I was a Mormon so you need to quit saying it as well. I’m no more a Mormon than the next guy who hasn’t died yet and was posthumously baptized into the Mormon church. Come on, I’m running for president for Pete’s sake. Plus, it really upsets Ann. So cut it out.

With this announcement that most clearly will clear the way for many people who actually believed Romney was a Mormon to see him as a man willing to fight for the presidency. Yes, its an uphill battle and there may not be time for everyone to get past the vail of decent weaved by Romney’s opponent in an attempt to steal the South back for the Democrats. God willing, and it’s the right God, hung out with Indians handing out gold plates, the South will rise and vote for this man who believes the same ting they do, that God would never pass out golden plates and Jesus didn’t hang out with Indians.

Perhaps now, Obama will get some backbone and stand up against those thugs who come to his rallies to finally defend Romney against their slander. That would be the Christian thing to do in that only a Christian would do that and if one doesn’t then one must not be a Christian.

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Jeffrey Frey (pronounced Jeff FREE FREE) likes to say he was born twice as free. But unlike others who may take for granted that glorious birthright, he shares that freedom with you the reader, who most likely will again take his insights for granted. This doesn’t bother Jeff since freedom, unlike marriage, should be available to everyone.
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