Hurricane Isaac Could Be Obama’s Hurricane Katrina

Artist representation of what The Tampa Bay Times Forum will look like during GOP Convention/Hurricane Isaac

Yes, while a vast majority of the people who form the minority that controls the US Senate are in Tampa for the their uphill battle to find a foothold in America’s ever increasing haven for Barack Obama’s Frankenstein monster of Allahful, Godless, Sharistic Socialism, or I like would like it to be called from this point further-Islamocialism©, a hurricane will come very close to wiping the US’s 19th largest metropolitan city off the map. May God have mercy on all those heading to Tampa (Sarah Palin’s nonattendance in reaction to the GOP’s secret plan to coronate her Queen of the Real United States of America seems even more prescient than Washingtonian in that perhaps God had given her a heads up), because most likely Barack Obama won’t.

He will fly over Tampa’s usually destitute streets now submerged to show concern for the Tampa elderly population abandoned now that their family now has a good reason to not come visit them. He will commend his FEMA director, rapper Flava Flav and his most recent recess appointee, for the great work as pictures of bloated white bodies float in Tampa area swimming pools with seem of those bodies actually being really dead. And he will, with David Axelrod who would be visiting his aging mother at the moment so close to Labor Day but you know, the hurricane, laugh their evil laugh as the best and brightest the GOP has to offer float out into the Gulf of Mexico never to be found seen again since Obama won’t allow any offshore drilling.

But they will not perish in vain as quickly the parts of the country that really matter will band together to grieve and show their support for the victims of Hurricane Isaac the Bartender by holding a telethon to raise awareness of their plight. And not even asking for donations since that would be like offering these people handouts and they deserve. And a lone defiant voice among the quieter mournful whisperings will speak out. Ted Nugent 50 Cent will say what we have known all along:

“Barack Obama doesn’t care about white people.”

And an election is won.

You’re welcome, America.

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About Jeffrey Frey

Jeffrey Frey (pronounced Jeff FREE FREE) likes to say he was born twice as free. But unlike others who may take for granted that glorious birthright, he shares that freedom with you the reader, who most likely will again take his insights for granted. This doesn’t bother Jeff since freedom, unlike marriage, should be available to everyone.
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