Oh, to have been back in the TWS offices this afternoon when William Kristol rolled in to the cheers of fractions of thousands to celebrate his pick getting picked. I could picture it now, Billy K. making the rounds of desks, waiting patiently for the occupants to acknowledge his presence, including the couple of seconds for them to realize that its actually William Kristol and notPJ O’Rourke in that creepy William Kristol mask he made from his own fluffed-off dead skin which was still eerily lifelike, or at least Kristollike, all so Kristol could receive his well-deserved high five’s in congratulations for once again
guessing right being the driving force behind Romney’s choice for vice president.
Not since 2008, when Kristol proved his worth to the elites of the GOP by not only pushing Sarah Palin into the presidential campaign but America’s hearts, social networks, and bus parking spaces, has the man who defines the true intellect of the TWS demonstrated such foresight.*
In you don’t believe me, just ask Alex Pareene at Salon who loves to write about how he thinks William Kristol is always wrong. Well, how wrong is he now, hippie?!
*I’m almost certain that he has been right since 2008. Yeah, I’m pretty sure.